I haven't started a riot or an uprising or a revolution recently.

Maybe I'm slacking.

OOC: I would say 'don't encourage him' but that's half the fun isn't it? Chris promises to be more talkative when his mun gets back from vacation, but until then, he'll just be quietly evil.

What do I do to relax?

I slash all the tires on Farrell's car.

I go home and I spend time with my wife. I make dinner, uncork a good bottle of wine, and I ask her how her day went. I listen to her tell me about things that aren't stupid or insane, and then I think about how lucky I am. And that gives me the courage to get up the next day and ( Read more... )

Have you ever had to arrest a dirty cop? How did it make you feel?I worked in one of the busiest and biggest offices in the country. Statistically, it was bound to happen. And it did happen. More than once ( Read more... )

Does your persona change from work to your personal life? If so, how? Are you perceived the same way everywhere at any time? Talk about it!

I'm not irritated at humanity when I'm sitting at home with my wife, that's for sure. But there's only one person that I deal in.

There's a reputation that I'm crazy. Yet if anyone actually paid attention, ( Read more... )

At a point in my life, I had a choice ( Read more... )

It means that if I turn up on your doorstep, you did something to bring me there.

And it means that if I say something, you should probably shut up and listen.

Muse: Chris Lipton
Fandom: Negativeland

Is there anything you're particularly sensitive to? Why?I have a pronounced weakness for the families of the people that I'm chasing. I'm close to my own family -- I live in the same city as my parents -- and I care deeply for my wife. We've talked about kids. So when I see the damage that can be done to a family because of somebody's criminal ( Read more... )

By the book ( Read more... )

Promotions should be a good thing, right? They should be something met with happiness at knowing your hard work--or someone else's--has been recognised. Right? I've just got nothing but a feeling of dread. I'm selfish enough to not want mine and Campbell's partnership split up ( Read more... )

Chronic Jet Lag is a symptom of Secret Service Employment.

Particularly protective employment. You can always Tell when we walk into a room or a coffee bar in some corner of the world or even in our own backyard. It's worse on a plane.

Have you ever been on airforce one?

No, while flying kids ( Read more... )